"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"
I just laughed so hard I almost puked.
I am so glad I know you, and that people make things like this.
This is humanity’s most important achievement.
someone make a fucking hardcore techno remix of this shit with a sick bass line and synths, DO IT
If Scotland divorces Britain, the union jack will have to be redesigned, which is upsetting news for every prick with a union jack cushion on their stupid sofa in their stupid house. Minus the soothing, steadying blue of the saltire, the flag’s going to resemble a violent, blood-burst staining a shroud. Better to scrap it and start again with a new design that more accurately reflects the spirit of the age. I vote for a crying brown oblong.